Morgan Freeman needs to burn in hell

Unless you've been living under a rock I'm sure you've heard about Mr.Freeman's attempt to marry his grand daughter.It's actually his step grand daughter but none the less it's not acceptable.

We've been slacking on our macking over here at The Shake but Bama's back. My Blackberry scroll bar was broken but thanx to a convient trip to the Sprint store today I got y'all.I still owe the homie Tech Supreme my haf of the phone bill for this month but other that that we're back on some g-shit.Anyways I wrote a letter to Mr.Freemans estate.




Dear Morgan Freeman,
You are a very sick and highly deranged individual.I hope that you sincerely catch the most horrible form of all possible old man diesease's.I pray that penis of yours turns into a man eating rattle snake...I hope this same exact snake bites you on the leg and the venom kills you in your sleep.

From there I have asked my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to personally visit you in hell and chop your head off.I have also asked Jesus to hand deliver your cranium to me so I can pull out my much younger and longer penis and begin urinating in your nostrils.

You are a very sick man Mr.Freeman and satan has a special section for sexual deviants like you.All of your movies suck anyways and your evil stem research brother named Samuel Jackson is single handidly destroying the institution of the black actor.You suck monkey balls and Jim Carey should've shot you dead in Bruce Almighty.By the way your already predestined to go to hell for depicting yourself as God in a white linen suit in this movie.I hate you...


Sincerely

-Bama

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The Grind of a emcee...Bama's Number 1 Reason Most People dont suceed..

The most valuable lesson I've learned as emcee is knowing when something is complete waste of my time.

As I write this I'm sitting at an undisclosed location watching this wack ass dude waste his maybe not so precious time rapping.He's not that good and his music has a very limited range.I'm gonna take this shirt off and fold it so I can wear this same exact outfit again because literally nobody is here.

Now I've done my fair share of hole in wall clubs and truth be told most people don't understand this is part of the grind.A vast majority of shows are performed in front of audiences with virtually no one there.A lot of times this is a avoidable by taking time to promote and raise public awareness about the show.

The public just doesn't fuck with certain venues if they aren't properly introduced to them with right type of line up ect.Basicly this part of the grind most you are not ready for. Everybody wants to rap but hardly anybody is ready to be on some emcee shit.Meaning your music may or may not be good but if you really wanna earn respect as a lyricist your gonna have perform in front of some bogus ass crowds in front of some lame ass people.

Your also gonna have to sit in the audience for the sake of politicing and watch some horrible ass performances from a few not so talented people.That's just the nature of the grind. I supercede most people because I do the things you consider pointless.Producers can hide behind boards and computer programs and email beats to cats.I'm a performer I need stages and microphones so the more people I meet the better.


So at the end of the night when the bar shuts down I'll introduce myself to the owner and talk to him about booking this venue in the future.I'll probably cut a deal with him for a marker on the bar or I'll shoot for the entire door.All of this possible because I decided to sit here and watch this horrible ass rapper perform but this is the same horrible ass rapper that's gonna vouch for me when I talk to the owner.This is the main reason so many people constantly hit me up asking can they jump on the bill at my shows.I saccraficed my evening to be here tonight and watch this bullshit --you can easily do the samething but you didn't so nah...it's not possible.

Violence, The Easy Way

While at my family reunion this weekend I was forced to watch our two youngest members of the family sit on the computer, the entire time. What were they doing? No not Facebook. Good guess though! They were playing flash games.

What are flash games? Games that are free all over the internet that are usually made by one person but that don't require an installation or a system to play it on. Very accessible from the workplace so that you can kill some bunnies or line up colored jewels on your lunch break. '

But they weren't lining up colored jewels or even racing cars. They were causing mayhem and chaos. They were either an armored swordsman cutting people to pieces or a giant bird feeding people to it's nest of hungry carnivores. That's right, picking people up out of a park, who were trying to shoot the next, and dropping them into the nest with a victorious fountain of blood. The two of them were cheering and ooh-ing and ahh-ing while they slaughtered people with no real objective, no creative process, no artistic merit, and certainly no sense of justice. Just mindless chaos. I was so angry that I just walked away. Did I say anything to their parents? Nope. I'm just gonna wait 16 years and see if they graduate Virginia Tech. Probably not.

Cut to 8 hours later. I'm home. It took 60 minutes to get home 8 miles away because St. Charles doesn't want the blacks on their side of the river. But that's another argument. I'm home and I'm playing Resistance 2 via PS3 and Gamefly. The game is pretty, lighting is shoddy and the reload sounds are louder than the gunfire. What? But here's the important part. I don't care about what's going on. The world is being conquered by a race of humanoid mutants, who are good at making machinery we could never dream of, and I don't care at all. Except for how pretty it was to see hundreds of ships rolling over a leveled San Fransisco, I had no emotion or sense of urgency. Millions of dollars in production and marketing and I feel like I'm playing a goddamn free flash game online.

In addition to the lack of any real story development, the game features America's finest being ripped into pieces by these giant man-creatures. It's not the first game I've played where humans are helpless meat sacks. But games like Resident Evil or Dead Space make you care. Two very fantastic games you owe yourself to play. Especially Dead Space. A real work of art. You'll praise the gore and feel terrified the whole time.

So what's the difference between my family's offspring slaughtering people online and me doing it myself? Well I'm 20 years older and I know the consequences of killing someone in the RL (real life). Second? I played Super Mario 3 and The Legend of Zelda as a child. I wanted adventure and princesses in my life. Not AK-74u's with an extended barrel, extended magazine, folding stock and 10x scope. Hell, make it gold plated so it shines. Shiny things are cool.

My Gay Neighbor episode 2

If you havn't read my blog about my gay neighbor asking me to have a drink with him then scroll down and check it out because you may not understand the back story behind this blog without doing so.

I live on a interesting block Courtesy Dinner is literally next door to my crib.Almost all of my neighbors with the exception of a few are gay.One in particular is kinda like the Ving Rhames type of gay guy,recently he had a birthday party which was a disaster for me (read the original blog about it).He was dancing with his boyfriend at this party which was maybe a month or two ago.

Last week me and my woman are walking home from the grocery store.All of my neighbors sorta sit on the porch and harrass us. The problem is they are all so damn neighborly that it annoys us. Even the damn heterosexual people are too damn nice!
So they hangout and invite us but we never ever make it a point to show any type of neighborly love beyond a simple head nod or a few words of kindness as we proceed to keeping it moving.So back to the story all the neighbors are out drinking beers and conversing as we walk by with grocery bags.

That's when Ving Rhames comes running up to us crying,"They killed my buddy".Me and her both look at each other like wtf? Then he proceeds to tell us that his buddy which is really his six packed stomach prison yard boyfriend,was murdered in East St.Louis.

We offer a few words of kindness then quickly hurry into the house to discuss the fact that he is calling this man that was blatantly his lover ..his "buddy".Yeah exactly he was your fuck buddy.

We have a old man on or block that I like call Mr.Benson.He has to be about 70yrs old and whenever I'm not around he tries to spit game at my girl.I hate to break his heart but I'm every bit of well endowed, strong, solid, and confident meat.There's literally nothing his limp dick can do for her.In between that everytime I leave Mr.Benson seems to be outside and always wants me to walk over to his porch so he can talk to me about absolutely nothing.."Old ass nigga I'm running late!"

You combine this with the lesbian girl I thought was cool until she started trying to mack on my girl one day when she was leaving for work and I'm suddenly very annoyed by these neighbors.