Talking about Jay it must be Electonic

So fa real one of the dopest M.C.s to date is Jay Electronica but its hella hard to prove that when material is scarce as hell. This dude album is like the damn Halo Movie...it might not ever happen but damn it would be great. Jay pisses me off and I really want to punch him in his shit for releasing this preview for a music video that looks and sound like the second coming of Christ...lol cause that's not gonna happen either. Backed by Just Blaze and Mr porter ms Badu's baby daddy is definitely worth keeping an eye on i been looking out for him for about a year or maybe 2 I got maybe 15 songs. Check him out if your not on it all ready you now hes good Badu don't have babies with wack rappers. Hears a song and the damn short azz clip of classicness fuck it's like a chick putting ya dick in her mouth and then just leaving the room. Pause.
just in dear moleskine live 1 verse

Jay Electronica - Dear Moleskine x Exhibit A (Live at House of Blues Chicago) from Justin Gillespie on Vimeo.

Tef Poe and Made Monarchs combine forces for The Redeemer release celebration

My life is forever evolving into a circus of opportunity.Henceforth when me and the crew opened up for Lupe Fiasco I decided in advance to use this audience to propel the release of my latest project "The Redeemer".

We debuted this project which is executive produced by Tech Supreme and Black Spade to a audience of 30,000 people.Over the course of the next few months I'm gonna be throwing a lot of things at y'all let's see..."The Age of Illumination" comic book illustrated by Ben Sawyer(he's now on board as a contributor to the milkshake) alongside with the ep and release party at Star Clipper.

I'm also preparing to record and pass music over to the hands of(smokingsection.net's own) Trackstar the DJ for a as yet untitled mixtape.Shoutout to the homie Khal-"Polo Shirts and Nike Hi-tops" is still on the way as we have secured the support of the world famous Rockthedub.com for their support on several projects so keep your eyes open for that.

My single "Showstealers" prod by Tech will appear on Hot 104.1 this weekend.My partner in crime Corey Black is gearing up for a second release and we're also working on a supergroup project.Prior to all of these great things I must hit you over the head with an event that will possibly change your life.The legendary Made Monarchs is a crew of young, fly, and brilliant tastemaker's.In the current new school generation of St.Louis hiphop they are considered to be the golden stamp.I've marched all over this city conquering as much ground as possible,until the name "Tef Poe" carries the weight of a living legend.

It's only right that we finally combine forces and run the rest of you punk ass bitches clean outta town.So on Sept 19th Urban Lounge will be the place history is made.The Monarchs and Bama...in St.Louis city it virtually gets no bigger than this.
So I'll end it on this note


EVERYONE FREE BEFORE 10pm


Special appearances by a few
special people...

I was once told I was destined to go to hell...wrong but if you aren't there then you indeed will be spending the rest of your shallow low income life in the aforementioned place!

Nah seriously I look forward to seeing you there and we will have plenty cocaine on deck so you have about one month to get your shit together..

It's a great time to support St.Louis hiphop.Alot of positive things are happening at this moment and I'm just trying to be as creative as possible in spearheading the energy behind the music that we are all familiar with into the arms of an even larger platform.

If you don't have a copy of "The Redeemer" go here www.irepstl.com and download it right now!


Follow the movement www.mademonarchs.com-Bama

The Video Game Industry Wants You to be Selfish.

So it's August, almost September, and the looming juggernaut of a gamer's holiday season is coming over the horizon. Thanks to PSN and XBLA (PlayStation Network and Xbox Live Arcade), us poor or unemployed gamers have had to fork over our limp wrinkled dollars to such awesome games as Fat Princess, Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Shadow Complex and Flower. While their have been stinkers like Noby Noby Boy (an industry favorite, *BARF*), and the PSN version of the Punisher, the sheer number of SOLID games is crippling. But these $5, $10, and $15 games is only keeping us weak for what is in store.

In the next following months gamers have to pay an insulting $60 for a number of different titles that each prospective gamer may or may not actually keep. We got Assassin's Creed 2, Modern Warfare 2, Uncharted 2, Halo: Recon, Brutal Legend; the list goes on and on! That right there is my absolute MUST-HAVE list and it will cost me $360. Right about the time I should be saving and/or spending for Christmas.

Goddamnit anyway!

This, just like any other consumer/collector based industry is a rich-man's hobby. It really doesn't feel like they are trying to build games for fans anymore. It's just a money maker for the publisher fat cats. The people at the top of Activision, EA, UbiSoft, Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft are rolling in the profits.

It was said that the video game industry is one of the few that wasn't affected by the American "recession". What does that tell you? We are buying shit we don't need! We'd rather buy the newest shit instead of paying our rent!

So what's the solution? Get a second/third/fourth job to support your gaming habit. Ain't no way I'm gonna miss Assassin's Creed 2 the DAY it comes out.

Poe vs Oprah

It's been confirmed that Shawn "Jay Z" Carter will make an appearance on Oprah.That just tells me that if you wish to gain the respect of rich and wealthy humanbeings then your probably gonna need to have a healthy ass bank account.Money equates to success and in most scenario's it's the only form of success most people are capable of respecting.

Oprah hates rap,Ludacris changed his name back to Chris Bridges and she still wouldn't let him sit on the couch.I keep trying to tell y'all that money is ruler of the air.Jigga is a legendary emcee with a career that surpasses most but Oprah doesn't care about none of that shit.

Realisticly this is her way of cashing out and buying Beyonce's husband for a day.
She's done the samething with Will Smith and even Obama.

I read on her site that she called Gail or whatever her lil'borderline lesbian best friends name is and told her that Jay smelled "amazingly good" and the "aroma of his cologne lingered in her clothes" sounds like this broad just wants some rich nigga dick in her mouth.Both of these old ass Uncle Tom bitches proceeded to say "We are both so crazy about Jay Z".

How do you hate all forms of sexist womanizing rap music yet your crazy about one of the most arrogantly sexist rappers of alltime?
I hate these hoes severely and I hope they burn in hell.

Nothing against Mr.Carter nor Oprah's success and I view this as the perfect opportunity to showcase a more classy and mature version of hip hop(nobody does this better than Jay,but at the sametime nobody else is given the opportunity to do so more than him)Ice Cube is a perfect example of such an idea.

He paints the perfect picture of a family man with a great personality using his talent to take care of his wife and children.He's also in the same age bracket as most of her viewers--most rap artist are stereotyped as young black males with gold teeth,big ass chains, and horrible vocabulary.Cube would totally go against the grain and crush this stereotype easily.

But Ice Cube also isn't married to Beyonce so Oprah has no desire to gaze into his eyes and pry her claws all over his body.This bitch is just a cocksucking multi billionaire version of Lady and the Tramp.

Freshness.. ASICS GEL LYTE SPEED “Mustard/Purple/GreyGoose

I been asking cats if they seen these. No one ever knows what the hell I'm talking about so since I clearly have To chew the food first to feed you little wolfs ill post this. Asics releasing these Gel Lyte speed joints in a few different colorsways these are the mustard and they dope as hell The gel lyte III Grey?Black/turquise purple my personal fave and they Got The Grey Goose Colorway which is just as dope. Go look for all the colors there might be more Check out sneakerfreaker or nicekicks .com for more info. Cause I'm not gonna go all into the thread count and materials used or how many Asian kids died making each shoe like they will.In any case I'm really fucking with asics for the rest of the summer some time in September is what we looking at. If i just get these goose joint and the purple joint I'm good..you can find the purple ones for sale at sneaker politics. -Hate-Nate

Freshness.. CONS CTS High Perf Chuck Taylor

The CONS CTS High Perf Is a fresh new look for the Chuck Taylor and more and importantly It's has been remodeled for performance... The shoe is made for skaters and is from what i can tell is mostly perforated leather. You know them canvas joints don't protect ya ankle. the shoe looks dope reminds me of the Master Mind converse colab, a little just a little. I love the shoe they should be out next spring/summer 2010... I'll have to get Both The white and black joints seems to be the only two colors. Funny though cause them canvas chucks I cant walk in. I Ride my Bike with my chucks cause they low top and light but walking in them just feel like walking bare foot on cobblestone.

Hate hate hate!!!

Five things I hate....
5. Nigga I hate Tomb Raider from the first time I seen this big headed white bitch on the small Gray Play-Station this bitch has made me sick. Why the fuck is her head so damn big and why hasn't P.E.D.A tried to ban this shit whole of a game. There really conveying that the slaughtering of endangered species is coo. This bitch shooting a tiger ain't sexy at all its sick. It's as if this bitch has a globe and spins it around only to mash her unrealistically sized tits on a a random country to kill their national mascot. "Oh your death warrant is signed little baby panda Mamas got a gun and unlimited ammo" Laura British slut fuck Croft. wtf she in the middle of the rain Forrest how does she keep reloading...Hate her creator put this old english speaking bitch to rest.


4. People that just wont stay in there lane and focus on what they do. If you see some one doing something don't think you can do the shit cause they make it look easy. you suck go get your own life. lol really hate when niggas can't just do them. Every one is not a rapper Omg nigga yall the worst cause its usually some one who Know got damn better. Then there that really old ass lame nigga who is pretty much successful by American slave minded consumer standards has a good job makes some money but is unhappy because he's been a cornball his whole life so he uses his money to make up for it when he's like 35, instead of investing it on a cool cat that reminds him of the days he had a dream. You know b4 he gave it up to impress some money hungry hoes that wouldn't date him cause he didn't have money. This old wankar goes and try to relive that lost moment and does it himself it's a failure cause he is lame but looks good to people who don't know shit. When you where 25 there was a bitch(bitches) that came in your she asked red pill? blue pill? you chose Blue. A
drone lame life so do you stop going out and making it rain with 401k

3. My generation lol we the worst. we grew up with all this cool and edgy shit our toys cartoons and even books all crazy innovative nigga remember choose your own ending books, Transformers, Sega genesis, Hip Hop,.. all cool ass shit right that the last generation created and gave to us to better and hold on too. Have we done it nope not at all on any level have you watched Saturday morning cartoons have you seen toys of late video games sure they have a mind blowing glossy look but originality... its kinda short I'm sure thats might be arguable? Hip Hop is dead folks the rap game is in trouble and black music in a whole is in trouble. its more then that Black leaders or few if any and Rock n Roll is all trash. This generation is the crybaby generation we hate and have an opinion on every thing but we do nothing about it. We hellas greedy and fake. Age of information but we don't use our resources for that we use them to twitter and face book. Follow me @HateNate_DlxR.

2. Getting sick.. yea come on science get to fucking work. find out the cure for the fucking cold stop spending a billion dollars to fly in space and float. They would do more good figuring out shit on earth first. what the fuck the found midget bears and vampire frogs just a month ago. the sniffles shouldn't be making me hate life. The flue a new strand get out of here. now i have to wash my hands more then i ever did in 24 years. I bet thats what getting us sick. We washing our protective aura away.

1. Smokers yea the shit is nasty. How about i light this poison and walk around the city so you can enjoy cancer and enfazima with me. I think that all drugs should be legalized but. doing them in public should be illegal. alcohol as well its just killing you and if you made weed legal and alcohol illegal crime rate would drop dramatically. Question if Crack is so bad why don't crackhead die, shit there ain't allot of new members of that fraternity. In my hood it's the same 20 or so old and aging well I might add crack heads, I'm not saying that crack is the fountain of youth but they sure don't die fast. Try that shit with E lol can't do ex for 40 years you'll be talking to your shoes like Mc Hammer.

My favorite rapper guy

So my nigga Royce got a new song with Bun B don't Know if y'all heard the joint but its dope so im gonna post it.. I heard it on hip hop dx first then got a vid from dailybread holla at ya boy Royce also said that there is no beef with Wu-Tang so calm down plus I have to post the video of Nickel punking some New York niggas lol... holla... -Hate Nate

Bama's Top 10 Most depressing movies of alltime..

In no particular order

Sorry I do most of my blogging from the crackberry so no cool pics to accompany this post but here it is none the less...


1".Alex Haley presents Roots" the entire fucking collection is too real,as a kid when I watched this it really kicked me in the face

2." Malcolm X" -great film but its hard not to cry by the end of this movie...the damn poem at the end just grabs you and balls your heart up like a piece of newspaper,stupidly depressing,Denzel took those shots for the assasination like a pro though..

3." Nazareth" the autobiography Jesus Christ-when I was a kid they showed this on network television and I ran into my parents bedroom crying after the crucifixtion scene yelling "they killed Jesus"..my punk ass brother who was younger than myself put me on blast by declaring "hey y'all Kareem crying cause Jesus died"

4." Schindlers List " it's a bitter sweet joy watching this many white folks get brutally murdered I actually hardly find this one to be depressing at all except for the fact that as soon as Hitler finished slam dunking the Jews he was headed directly towards the negroes and that very thought makes me sad...



5."1408" ...A few of my friends hate this movie and Nate is one them,but I love it..its weird scary and depressing all at once!


6." The Antwan Fisher story"..feeling like killing myself everytime I think about this shit..


7." Amistaud"..damn nigga turn the boat around!!



8." Selena" J.Lo nailed this role even though she can't sing this movie just pisses me off everytime I see it, actually made me do some research on Selena...terrible way to die


9." Billy Jack"...if you've never heard of this google it right now,this movie was the buisness until the end when the white people arrest his indian ass,turned out to be hella depressing...damn white man is always winning he never looses!


10." Color Purple"...Harpo you aint shiiaaat! Damn Oprah was ugly in this movie..this shit is seriously depressing wtf were they thinking when they made this...let's make some shit that will instantly make all black people hate themselves and make every caucassion person in the world do cartwheels in the middle of the street and celebrate the fact that the melanin bullet dodged them..I can't even watch this movie,classic great film just too damn depressing...

-Bama

The Harsh realities of having a gay next door neighbor

A few months ago I was bored to death,me and Nate are the kings of summer we just call each other and go out cruising finding all types of interesting stuff to do...like grown ass children on an adventure anyways long story short one of these adventures ended up being completely unfulfilling.

We ended up back at my crib sitting in the living room pondering the next move.All of a sudden I had a great idea my next door neighbor was having a birthday party--you could hear the music blaring from his speakers sounded like they were having a great time they recently invited me and the woman to join them and celebrate.

(One problem) my neighbor is gay.The whole entire block was over there kicking it so we figured even though he's gay it wouldn't be a gay party.Wrong epic fail..my neighbor is the Ving Rhames prison gay type of gay guy.When me and Nate arrived him and his six packed stomach prison yard boyfriend were slow grinding on each other we had only been there for less than 30 seconds before we looked at each other and both computed the fact that we couldn't handle this so I pulled out my phone and faked an emergency phone call.

The problem is this dude doesn't look or act gay.His outward appearance doesn't suggest that he's gay at all.Today him and a few of my straight neighbors were sitting on the porch drinking highlifes.We greet each other with the neighborly greeting,smile,wave and headnod..then he suddenly goes for the kill and invites me over to drink a brew.Pause homie I dunno if I'm ready for all of that pause.

Not a homophobe at all but thats a giant ass uncomfortable step so I decided to quickly lie and go in the house and stay locked in my apartment for the duration of the day becuz I wasn't prepared to deal with this type of action.Later on the homie B.E. Trotter(Rockwell Knuckles manager) swings by to drop off some shit I left in his whip..I forgot I was currently still initiating operation "gay watch" so I go outside and chat with the homeboy for a few minutes and before I even get out the door good- a drunk ass prison gay man is yelling at me with a very gay vocal pitch "hey you didn't come over here and have a drink with me yet!! ...

He seems to be a cool ass dude we had plenty of conversations in passing about all kinds of manly type of shit..sports,money,favorite type liquor ect.He doesn't even talk with the gay vocal pitch until he gets drunk atleast...

I don't promote ignorance but motherfuck that!..yo on the real I need help I don't know if I can handle this so my dude leaves and Ving Rhames starts asking me wassup with that drink again..I lied and told him I was in the crib cooking, he goes oh foreal?..whatchu cooking..I quickly say fish, he goes oh what kinda fish, my mind draws a blank then I say ..Salmon! This is gonna be some tough shit to deal with..I need advice,please help-Bama

karma episode 1 of 100billion

So I'm sitting in this break room at work and we talking about salmon burgers and food in general it was absolutely necessary for me to point out salmon burgers cause them jokers is all types of fire'ary. Imagine french kissing a well seasoned mermaid. I'm off topic any way so some one brings up a soup that is real good and a lady says well what meat you put in it we shall call here Selma. the break room is almost in a uproar about this and they explain you don't need meat in this soup.... Her rebuttal to this is Well I don't eat no rabbit food."Selma", I gots to have some meat. Coincidently this lady came to work the next day and had a Harte attack..I bet the doctor recommended some rabbit food bet that bitch gone eat a salad every day for lunch o yea shes OK. thats all
folks

-Hate Nate

Bama's opinion on Hate Nates ignorantly LARGE backpack

It's dumb late me and Nate go into Schnucks..this nigga has the worlds largest fucking book bag,it looks like this dude has a midget or a small toddler on his back..purely ridiculous to walk around with a bookbag so large,he showed up at the crib and I was like what the fuck man?! Did we get to deployed Iraq and you forgot to give me the memo? I am really offended by the fact that he carries this thing around..this negroe probably has a puppy in this thing--he says he likes to fill it up with Bibles and hand"em out to poor people and say "here use this to find a job"...smh!

-Poe Bama

The beginning of the end of your life starts today

Welcome to Million Dolla Milkshake the official blog of Tef Poe n Hate Nate, we completely plan to make this the most kick ass blog of all time and would like to announce that we are taking all of you punk bitch cockboys to war. Stay tuned because we are just getting started...

PEACE!